1 month ago
Mother’s Day, 2013
Can we believe how big these kids are?
We had a good day. I got to do my Sunday kickboxing class,…
1 month ago
Old-Timey Picture Sunday.
Are you looking at me??
I will shred you with my perfect bitchface. There have only been a few epically perfect bitchfaces in all the world and this, my friends, is one of them.
Why was I so angry? Was my ginormous, sculpted big hair not quite big enough? Had we run out of AquaNet? Or perhaps, the unfortunate caller on the other end of the phone was the recipient of my wrath? Maybe I was being “dissed” or “snaked” by one of my friends?
Oh, Old-Timey Tracy, relax. Ninth grade will end and you can move on to torture others in your life.
You have all the time in the world to give bitchface to everyone.
I think I might have inspired this particular bitchface by asking you to let me take your picture. Not sure though (and I do think the world revolves around me, so possible I’m misremembering).
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2 months ago
Best part: Bostonians have something to brag about. Such shy, humble people. #luvuboston
Best comment ever. We are insuffferable.
They don’t call it “Title Town” for nothing.
Oh wait, it’s only Bostonians that call it that …
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alexander terekhov SS13
I want everything in this photo right now. Every. Single. Thing.
I do have a glass of wine. But still. I want all the other things.
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2 months ago
@smkeyes (via brooklynmutt)
He should call it terrorism. Then he should be sure to not take that back if it turns out to be some right-wing nut job. (See: Timothy McVeigh.)
BTW, WH now calls it terrorism. But yeah, so not really the point.
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2 months ago
2 months ago
Wise beyond her years
Sam just started walking. It’s very exciting, for him and for us. Everyone is very proud of him, including Maddie.
There’s a kid on the first floor of our building who’s just about a year. As we came off the elevator on our way to the bus the other…
2 months ago
sotheresthat said: And are those pajama jeans? She’s wearing those absurd fucking shoes with what amounts to sweatpants? People. Yeesh.
No, they weren’t pajama jeans. I didn’t get *that* close, but I’m pretty sure they were regular denim with elasticized ankles. BUT, this is at an elementary school party. So those shoes are … well … they are bit much, yeah?
2 months ago
