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Updates to How She Does It now available via email! Click here to subscribe! Note that you have to confirm your subscription by clicking on the link in the email you receive from Feedburner. Hit my ask box if you have questions.</description><title>How She Does It</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @howshedoesit)</generator><link>http://howshedoesit.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Mother’s Day, 2013Can we believe how big these kids...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/95554379ec7459fb78fe13183fe96173/tumblr_mmprql0u7D1qacmw6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;big&gt;Mother’s Day, 2013&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Can we believe how big these kids are?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We had a good day. I got to do my Sunday kickboxing class,…&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://theformans.wordpress.com/2013/05/12/mothers-day-2013/" target="_blank"&gt;View Post&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://howshedoesit.tumblr.com/post/50309085522</link><guid>http://howshedoesit.tumblr.com/post/50309085522</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 21:49:32 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>herblondness:

Old-Timey Picture Sunday.
Are you looking at...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/148b7cfbcc1c7daa80171748d4a0cf21/tumblr_mlm39ynosw1qztknso1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://herblondness.tumblr.com/post/48529767377/old-timey-picture-sunday-are-you-looking-at" target="_blank"&gt;herblondness&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Old-Timey Picture Sunday.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Are you looking at me??&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I will shred you with my perfect bitchface. There have only been a few epically perfect bitchfaces in all the world and this, my friends, is one of them.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Why was I so angry? Was my ginormous, sculpted big hair not quite big enough? Had we run out of AquaNet? Or perhaps, the unfortunate caller on the other end of the phone was the recipient of my wrath? Maybe I was being “dissed” or “snaked” by one of my friends?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh, Old-Timey Tracy, relax. Ninth grade will end and you can move on to torture others in your life.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You have all the time in the world to give bitchface to everyone.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I think I might have inspired this particular bitchface by asking you to let me take your picture. Not sure though (and I do think the world revolves around me, so possible I’m misremembering).&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://howshedoesit.tumblr.com/post/48570716808</link><guid>http://howshedoesit.tumblr.com/post/48570716808</guid><pubDate>Sun, 21 Apr 2013 20:15:27 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>herblondness:

jasonmulgrew:

Best part: Bostonians have something to brag about. Such shy, humble...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://herblondness.tumblr.com/post/48398928930/jasonmulgrew-best-part-bostonians-have" target="_blank"&gt;herblondness&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jasonmulgrew.tumblr.com/post/48398847272/best-part-bostonians-have-something-to-brag" target="_blank"&gt;jasonmulgrew&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Best part: Bostonians have something to brag about. Such shy, humble people. #luvuboston&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Best comment ever. We &lt;strong&gt;are&lt;/strong&gt; insuffferable.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;They don&amp;#8217;t call it &amp;#8220;Title Town&amp;#8221; for nothing.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh wait, it&amp;#8217;s only Bostonians that call it that &amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://howshedoesit.tumblr.com/post/48399451508</link><guid>http://howshedoesit.tumblr.com/post/48399451508</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Apr 2013 21:14:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>dustjacketattic:

alexander terekhov SS13

I want everything in...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3dda2bf19b82abe01d8807aa8ef62f88/tumblr_ml47mk1J641qkpc62o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dustjacketattic.tumblr.com/post/47738383739/alexander-terekhov-ss13" target="_blank"&gt;dustjacketattic&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;alexander terekhov SS13&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I want everything in this photo right now. Every. Single. Thing.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I do have a glass of wine. But still. I want all the other things.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://howshedoesit.tumblr.com/post/48398106035</link><guid>http://howshedoesit.tumblr.com/post/48398106035</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Apr 2013 20:56:32 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Seeing a stark divide in my Twitter feed between people criticizing Obama for not saying the word..."</title><description>“Seeing a stark divide in my Twitter feed between people criticizing Obama for not saying the word “terror,” and smart people.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://twitter.com/smkeyes/status/323923798334246913" target="_blank"&gt;@smkeyes&lt;/a&gt; (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.brooklynmutt.com/" target="_blank"&gt;brooklynmutt&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He should call it terrorism. Then he should be sure to not take that back if it turns out to be some right-wing nut job. (See: Timothy McVeigh.)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;BTW, WH now calls it terrorism. But yeah, so not really the point.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://howshedoesit.tumblr.com/post/48084671654</link><guid>http://howshedoesit.tumblr.com/post/48084671654</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Apr 2013 21:09:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>thirlby:

 

Preston, look!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3bafff6bc3aadfe1cf5314fa0c6c13f1/tumblr_mh12oyXjoc1qjoxf5o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thirlby.tumblr.com/post/42782041994" target="_blank"&gt;thirlby&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ablogwithaview.tumblr.com/post/41442409366/library-by-mark-d-sikes-michael-griffin-i" target="_blank"&gt; &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://pforman.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Preston&lt;/a&gt;, look!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://howshedoesit.tumblr.com/post/48003186173</link><guid>http://howshedoesit.tumblr.com/post/48003186173</guid><pubDate>Sun, 14 Apr 2013 20:52:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Wise beyond her years</title><description>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sam just started walking. It’s very exciting, for him and for us. Everyone is very proud of him, including Maddie.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There’s a kid on the first floor of our building who’s just about a year. As we came off the elevator on our way to the bus the other…&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://theformans.wordpress.com/2013/04/13/wise-beyond-her-years/" target="_blank"&gt;View Post&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://howshedoesit.tumblr.com/post/47905260912</link><guid>http://howshedoesit.tumblr.com/post/47905260912</guid><pubDate>Sat, 13 Apr 2013 19:39:21 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9mzriPOaR1rydqpho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://howshedoesit.tumblr.com/post/46699713381</link><guid>http://howshedoesit.tumblr.com/post/46699713381</guid><pubDate>Sat, 30 Mar 2013 17:02:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>  sotheresthat said:  And are those pajama jeans? She’s wearing those absurd fucking shoes with what...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="avatar_frame" href="http://sotheresthat.tumblr.com/" rel="nofollow" title="so there's that" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img alt="" class="avatar " src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/avatar_f645c0114994_16.png"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span class="action"&gt; &lt;a href="http://sotheresthat.tumblr.com/" rel="nofollow" title="so there's that" target="_blank"&gt;sotheresthat&lt;/a&gt; said: &lt;span class="answer_content"&gt; And are those pajama jeans? She’s wearing those absurd fucking shoes with what amounts to sweatpants? People. Yeesh. &lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="action"&gt;No, they weren&amp;#8217;t pajama jeans. I didn&amp;#8217;t get *that* close, but I&amp;#8217;m pretty sure they were regular denim with elasticized ankles. BUT, this is at an elementary school party. So those shoes are &amp;#8230; well &amp;#8230; they are bit much, yeah?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://howshedoesit.tumblr.com/post/46695378032</link><guid>http://howshedoesit.tumblr.com/post/46695378032</guid><pubDate>Sat, 30 Mar 2013 16:02:57 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Pretty much my approach to any and all unsolicited parenting...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a8e6e7d17860d87aa0f21fee1426b906/tumblr_mk1otqOnYf1qlhhx4o1_r1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/819926b766c59074427b2b283f184e8e/tumblr_mk1otqOnYf1qlhhx4o2_r1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Pretty much my approach to any and all unsolicited parenting advice.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://howshedoesit.tumblr.com/post/46340921229</link><guid>http://howshedoesit.tumblr.com/post/46340921229</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Mar 2013 11:43:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Waste not, want not</title><description>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;A few years ago &lt;a href="http://theformans.wordpress.com/2010/01/04/my-goals-for-2010/" target="_blank"&gt;I made a goal&lt;/a&gt;to “waste less food.” Like most life goals it’s been a few steps forward and a few steps back, but three years later I can honestly say I’ve made progress and I waste far less food than I did previously. Ancillary to the…&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://theformans.wordpress.com/2013/01/20/waste-not-want-not/" target="_blank"&gt;View Post&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;shared via &lt;a href="http://wordpress.com" target="_blank"&gt;WordPress.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://howshedoesit.tumblr.com/post/41063914303</link><guid>http://howshedoesit.tumblr.com/post/41063914303</guid><pubDate>Sun, 20 Jan 2013 20:52:25 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Maddie went to a karate birthday party and she broke a board....</title><description>&lt;iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/howshedoesit/40964974468/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_40964974468" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="225" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Maddie went to a karate birthday party and she broke a board. She has the board to prove it. And this video.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://howshedoesit.tumblr.com/post/40964974468</link><guid>http://howshedoesit.tumblr.com/post/40964974468</guid><pubDate>Sat, 19 Jan 2013 19:16:14 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Did I miss the In Memoriam?</title><link>http://howshedoesit.tumblr.com/post/40493099508</link><guid>http://howshedoesit.tumblr.com/post/40493099508</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 Jan 2013 22:59:06 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>And then Anne Hathaway shows what class looks like</title><description>&lt;p&gt;That tribute to Sally Field was awesome.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That&amp;#8217;s how it&amp;#8217;s done.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;{And yes, I&amp;#8217;m behind a bit &amp;#8230; }&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://howshedoesit.tumblr.com/post/40485268747</link><guid>http://howshedoesit.tumblr.com/post/40485268747</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 Jan 2013 21:30:50 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Really Jennifer Lawrence?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;I beat Meryl.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Seriously?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://howshedoesit.tumblr.com/post/40484278995</link><guid>http://howshedoesit.tumblr.com/post/40484278995</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 Jan 2013 21:20:01 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"Wow. What an exciting guest — that was Hillary Clinton’s husband!"</title><description>“Wow. What an exciting guest — that was Hillary Clinton’s husband!”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;AMY POEHLER, on Bill Clinton’s appearance at the Golden Globes.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Damned straight it was.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://inothernews.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;inothernews&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Bill Rodham Clinton!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://apsies.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;apsies&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://howshedoesit.tumblr.com/post/40483880523</link><guid>http://howshedoesit.tumblr.com/post/40483880523</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 Jan 2013 21:15:35 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Inventing Abstraction</title><description>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;I spent my visit at MoMA exploring the exhibition Inventing Abstraction, 1910-1925. It was really interesting. While it was about the invention of abstraction, hence the title, it was really about the power of networks. In fact, the wall leading into the…&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://theformans.wordpress.com/2013/01/01/inventing-abstraction/" target="_blank"&gt;View Post&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;shared via &lt;a href="http://wordpress.com" target="_blank"&gt;WordPress.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://howshedoesit.tumblr.com/post/39432515407</link><guid>http://howshedoesit.tumblr.com/post/39432515407</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Jan 2013 20:58:25 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>lickystickypickywe:

Truth.

Yes. This.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f935a4cb988446bd74c11ddf907f84de/tumblr_mfv2r1Tfu31qzqvm2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lickystickypickywe.tumblr.com/post/39239998410/truth" target="_blank"&gt;lickystickypickywe&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Truth.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Yes. This.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://howshedoesit.tumblr.com/post/39268583677</link><guid>http://howshedoesit.tumblr.com/post/39268583677</guid><pubDate>Sun, 30 Dec 2012 21:30:03 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>The quote about vinegar and wine</title><description>&lt;p&gt;From the 1997 Joy of Cooking:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;Wine and vinegar should never be on the same table together, if only because it is very bad manners to remind the wine that a member of its family has gone astray.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;For the record, I don&amp;#8217;t follow this rule. But the quote amuses me.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://howshedoesit.tumblr.com/post/39092267561</link><guid>http://howshedoesit.tumblr.com/post/39092267561</guid><pubDate>Fri, 28 Dec 2012 21:49:52 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>

nyclust replied to your post:   A Tale of Two (Food) Cities, Part II  
starving/drooling now! what...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;div class="notification_inner  clearfix"&gt;
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&lt;div class="hide_overflow"&gt;&lt;a class="username" href="http://nyclust.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;nyclust&lt;/a&gt; replied to your &lt;a class="notification_target" href="http://howshedoesit.tumblr.com/post/39081638128/a-tale-of-two-food-cities-part-ii" target="_blank"&gt;post&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="colon"&gt;:&lt;/span&gt; &lt;em&gt; &lt;a href="http://howshedoesit.tumblr.com/post/39081638128/a-tale-of-two-food-cities-part-ii" target="_blank"&gt; A Tale of Two (Food) Cities, Part II &lt;/a&gt; &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;starving/drooling now! what the heck is verjus?&lt;/blockquote&gt;
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&lt;div class="notification_sentence"&gt;According to our friends at Wikipedia it&amp;#8217;s basically a fancy word for juice: &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Verjuice" target="_blank"&gt;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Verjuice&lt;/a&gt; It&amp;#8217;s used in the dressing as an alternative to vinegar.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div class="notification_sentence"&gt;Many people consider it bad form to serve vinegar-based dressings with wine. There&amp;#8217;s a funny quote somewhere (I can&amp;#8217;t find it right now) about how it&amp;#8217;s basically unkind to remind the wine that it&amp;#8217;s brethren went bad. But the real reason is that the flavors can clash.&lt;/div&gt;
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